I was thinking of starting a new blog called NeoSocialista and the posts would look something like this:

“Today I woke up thinking how crappy my life is. I live in a country where there is racism, sexism, classism, xenophobia, homophobia, and, the big ‘C,’ capitalism. After I had my ten dollar morning coffee with whipped cream from Starbucks, I got to thinking how great life would be if Obama finally got through his health care reform… I mean really got through what he wanted, not the watered-down public option that he’s being forced to pass by these neanderthal Republicans who want us back in caves beating our women. Seriously, health care is a human right that should be given (by our loving government) to all people just like the right to (im)migration across recognized, international borders (like the one between us and Mexico) or the right for women to choose at the end of eight months or so if they want to abort their babies, err… I mean, fetuses. Obama should simply focus on passing his ultimate goal: single-payer health care. Instead, we have all these paid, right-wing operatives who show up at these town hall meetings with their walkers and canes making a scene and demanding answers. Don’t these people realize that Obama knows best? He went to Harvard for goodness sake! I hope that if single-payer does kick in, the rationing boards will take their age into account, I mean seriously, how can our society progress with all these reactionary, right-wing, fascistic old people still stuck mentally in the Cold War? On top of that, they don’t even work anymore and as a society we need to make these tough choices, otherwise we’ll be dragged down.

Luckily for the rest of us young and productive members of society we can rest assured that we will have health care paid for and on top of it all, it will be for free! At least for the regular Joe’s like you and me, since we are going to tax these greedy capitalists dry for their crimes. Greed is so terrible, I wish there were no rich people. Anyways, like I said, we’ll tax the rich so that we can pay for all these social services and hopefully, make this world a better place. This is the change I wanted and the change I voted for. Furthermore, I think that the health care battle will help bring everyone to the same level where rich and poor, black and white, homosexual and heterosexual, male and female, non-citizen and citizen will all sit side by side waiting for their appointed physician to come and take a look at them. Of course, we also have to consider that the white majority of this country has gotten better health care than all the other minorities, so it would be best if black, Latinos, and other minorities get first dibs on the doctors and the treatments. After all, these people need help so they can be equal to whites and whites are already in such good shape, even white European immigrants since the system was in their favor since they got here (it gets tricky when the white person is also a homosexual or if they are mixed race, but we’ll let the government sort that out). It feels so good, doesn’t it, to send white people to the back of the line? Hopefully, this will finally make it clear that their past racism was bad. Civil Rights wasn’t enough for them to realize it. Affirmative action wasn’t enough either. I mean look at all the fuss that these Republicans and conservatives are making over our first black president, he’s done such wonderful things, like making friends with dictators and promising better treatment for suspected terrorists, but they keep attacking him…. because he’s black of course. Even the libertarians are getting in on it. I have been reporting all of them to flag@whitehouse.gov and I hope that the administration does something about these Reagan-loving crazies.

Come to think of it, we need to have more minorities in government. Sotomayor was a great start but the right-wing conspirators kept wanting to look at her record and tried to make her answer questions about her past. These tactics are reprehensible. Just because she said that Latina women make better judgments than white men doesn’t mean she is racist and just because she said that “court is where policy is made” doesn’t make her a judicial activist. She’s just being honest and the fascists in this country can’t take it. You go, girl! Anyways, back to my depressing life, wondering when my dear president will level the playing field and knock out capitalism once and for all. I wish I lived in North Korea! That’s a place where people are living in harmony.”

I wonder if people would relate more to this blog than NeoRepublica? To tell you the truth I would never start such a blog, I’m too worried that they would.

-AG